With the Oscars happening
last night, I thought it would be fun to write a quick article handing out awards
for the United season thus far. Granted, there’s no way I can give out an award
for best Actress, but I’ll do my best to give a parallel award for some of the
major categories. Bear with me.
Academy Award for Best Result
(Best Picture)
Nominees:
September 14th
vs QPR: 4 – 0
November 22nd
vs Arsenal: 2 - 1
November 29th
vs Hull: 3 – 0
December 14th
vs Liverpool: 3 – 0
And the winner is…
Academy Award for Biggest
Drama Queen (Best Actress)
Nominees:
Rafael
Falcao
Angel
di Maria
Adnan
Januzaj
And the winner (loser, really) is…
Angel di Maria – Di Maria made the move from La Liga to the Premier
League last summer, and it still looks like he hasn’t adapted to the physical
nature of the league. Plenty of times in a game he’ll go to ground far too
easily expecting to get a call from the ref, often rolling around in apparent
agony as if he’s been shot in the leg. Don’t get me wrong, di Maria has also
been one of the best players for United this season, but it’d be nice if when
he’s fouled he could simply get to his feet and dust himself off. You’re not in
Spain anymore, di Maria.
Academy Award for Best Player
(Best Actor)
Nominees:
Wayne
Rooney
Robin
van Persie
Marcos
Rojo
Luke
Shaw
And the winner is…
Wayne Rooney – Wayne Rooney has given everything he could for
United this season. When van Gaal asked him to drop into an attacking midfield
role, he did. When van Gaal asked him to play in a holding midfield role, he
did. And when Rooney has played striker, he’s looked as good as ever. In the
midfield, Rooney holds the ball up and looks for the best passes to spring
other players in on goal. He switches the ball from side to side with terrific
long balls to create space. He even contributes on the defensive end. As a
striker, he’s been able to link up with the other players and keep the
attacking move going, rarely losing the ball; he’s also second in goal scoring
to van Persie. Most importantly, though, is his role as a leader. He’s rallied
the squad when need be to rescue many late results and he’s led by example.
Academy Award for Best Foreign
Player (Foreign Language Film)
Nominees:
Robin
van Persie
Daley
Blind
Angel
di Maria
Antonio
Valencia
And the winner is…
Academy Award for Best
Supporting Player (Supporting Actor)
Nominees:
Michael
Carrick
Radamel
Falcao
Wayne
Rooney
Angel
di Maria
And the winner is…
Credit to: Bleacher Report, Talksport, and Daily Mail for images
No comments:
Post a Comment